by the National Cyber Defense Agency (NCDA)
LEGAL NOTICE
WEBSITE SEIZED BY LAW ENFORCEMENT
The website has been seized under Statute §18-3971 subsection 312-3: Excessive Linguistic Expression Violation for the use of mean and hurtful content. This includes the unwarranted deployment of harsh verbiage, unprovoked rhetorical assaults, unsolicited and over-the-top sarcasm, unauthorized use of hyperbolic complaints, reckless accusations of 'the worst thing ever,' absurd mockery, unwanted public criticism, and the irresponsible use of exaggerated 'dramatic flair.' Further investigation is ongoing.